what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
