Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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