You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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