I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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