Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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