writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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