Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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