how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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