is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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