Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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