Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
God, I missed his penis.
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