it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize