i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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