i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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