i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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