god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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