I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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