glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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