She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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