$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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