I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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