I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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