His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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