Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
