i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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