just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
