I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
