Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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