Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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