What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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