girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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