I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I didn't notice because vodka
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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