I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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