White coat. Heels.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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