that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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