I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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