Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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