Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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