HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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