I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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