woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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