No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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