Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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