absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
kristin has been a bad kristin
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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