How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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