1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well you can't waste a boner
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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