I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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