just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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