shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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