Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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