You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just blew my weed a kiss
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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