i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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