we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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